Goodbye Jack Johnson

[Verse 1]
This is a true story[?]

I think it was a sign
When your cell
Phone fell
Into the toilet
And then it spelled
The word
Goodbye

[Verse 2]
Backstage at the shell
It was nice enough of it to tell
You farewell
Before
It went
Off to Hell

[Verse 3]
Well maybe it will see
Our two computers
Down there
That were stolen
On New Years Day
I never really liked them
Anyway