Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range Tom Cardy

[Intro]
I'm a business man with a business plan
I’m gonna make you money in-
(Spoken)
Hello Benton
Do you have more vinyls now?
How is your number in my phone?
I want a new mug and a corduroy hat
What?
You get the corduroy hat and you're on the triple-Js, so I want one-
I'm not doing any more merch- the fuck? (Merchandise)
I want a new mug, a hat, a bag, and repress the vinyl in a fun color, okay? Goodbye
(Round 2)
(Fight)

[Verse 1]
Pink
The vinyl is pink and
The high five shirt really makes you think
(Anxious jumper) Very very fine, and
The big breakfast now comes in a mug
Did I say I made a shirt with the samе design as the sweatеr
I don’t think I did

Did you know I made a hat
Made a corduroy for your head
You did not
I got a bag that says 'I am tired'
Only buy this bag if you are tired
Please don't ruin the system
Don't make me a liar by buying this bag if you're not tired