
Bottleneck At Capel Curig Half Man Half Biscuit
"Bottleneck At Capel Curig" by Half Man Half Biscuit, released in 1990, is a #Post-Punk track that humorously critiques modern life and travel frustrations. The lyrics reflect on the absurdity of everyday situations, using wit and irony. Its unique blend of sardonic storytelling and catchy melodies has cemented its cult status in British music.

Didn’t see the summer sun
Didn’t speak to anyone
The caravan was on its own
It didn’t have a telephone
That’s why I’ve never liked the Mini
That’s why I’m into Sleater-Kinney
From holidays when I was small
The only thing that I recall
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Neil Morrissey’s a knobhead
I got a job in Aberdeen
I was only seventeen
I met a girl on Halloween
She was nowhere to be seen
She disappeared down a sewer
I sent my brother to pursue her
They ran away and fell in love
I hope they’re in the middle of
A bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
I think the police are in Hawaii
Didn’t speak to anyone
The caravan was on its own
It didn’t have a telephone
That’s why I’ve never liked the Mini
That’s why I’m into Sleater-Kinney
From holidays when I was small
The only thing that I recall
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Neil Morrissey’s a knobhead
I got a job in Aberdeen
I was only seventeen
I met a girl on Halloween
She was nowhere to be seen
She disappeared down a sewer
I sent my brother to pursue her
They ran away and fell in love
I hope they’re in the middle of
A bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
I think the police are in Hawaii
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