[Verse 1]
Well I was sittin' at the bar not thinkin' 'bout much
Just the other day
I was doin' my best to drown all my cares away
And that's when I saw her
And oh was she a sight to see
I knew that she was shit-faced
When she fell into a VLT
[Verse 2]
Well she was finishing other people's empties
She was lightin' up darks inside
She was hittin' on a god-damn coat rack
Lord I couldn't get that drunk if I tried
And it's safe to say that I won't forget that night
'Cause scientists to this day don't know
How that lady was still upright
[Chorus 1]
Well I approached her
Though I know it wasn't wise
She smelled like puke and Moose Head Dry
But that camе as no surprise
I asked her on a scalе of Rob Ford to Jim Lahey
How drunk are you lady
Well I was sittin' at the bar not thinkin' 'bout much
Just the other day
I was doin' my best to drown all my cares away
And that's when I saw her
And oh was she a sight to see
I knew that she was shit-faced
When she fell into a VLT
[Verse 2]
Well she was finishing other people's empties
She was lightin' up darks inside
She was hittin' on a god-damn coat rack
Lord I couldn't get that drunk if I tried
And it's safe to say that I won't forget that night
'Cause scientists to this day don't know
How that lady was still upright
[Chorus 1]
Well I approached her
Though I know it wasn't wise
She smelled like puke and Moose Head Dry
But that camе as no surprise
I asked her on a scalе of Rob Ford to Jim Lahey
How drunk are you lady
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