Dance Queen Sad Sponge (Ft. Sandy Cheeks & SpongeBob SquarePants)

[Intro: French Narrator, Sandy, SpongeBob & Optimus Prime]
One studio session later...
Sorry SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no singin' policy
That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks, as long as you don't have a fierce no partying policy!
This is a Bikini Bottom banger

[Chorus: Sandy]
The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea
With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity
I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams
In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep
The dance queen is a squirrel in the sea
With these boots not made for walkin', they're defyin' gravity
I'll be in your bubble blowin' dreams
In my dome, always a party, findin' romance in the deep

[Verse: SpongeBob]
I'll drive, and I'll take you 'round town
In a sandwich, smoke seaweed for the comedown
I'm sure you've seen 'em all before
But I got these pills from Squiddy on a discount
This party's gonna be my last (Ooh)
I might just go out in a splash
Too much cash on me
Sandy, won't you be my girl tonight?
I get so lonely
Gary can't do what you do (Meow)
I just wanna see you
Put my nuts in your cheeks, then make me weep