[Intro]
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (Woo!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and thrown away
In the maze (Woo!)
[Legz Diamond & Jamie Madrox]
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jeff Nipple
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is Rick
We like to call him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepreneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fares up in the amazing maze
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
What up bitch? I'm Violent J
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for days
Make a left, just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right if your left's right
Right? Good, begin the show
Go on ahead, boy, and open up the first door
Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet Jack Doobie, a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out, though
Fuck, ain't no use crying all day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
You gotta be a man, at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
Keep runnin', time's a tickin' on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This really ain't shit
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
Ha ha ha- oh let me get out of your way
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (Woo!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and thrown away
In the maze (Woo!)
[Legz Diamond & Jamie Madrox]
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jeff Nipple
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is Rick
We like to call him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepreneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fares up in the amazing maze
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
What up bitch? I'm Violent J
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for days
Make a left, just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right if your left's right
Right? Good, begin the show
Go on ahead, boy, and open up the first door
Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet Jack Doobie, a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out, though
Fuck, ain't no use crying all day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
You gotta be a man, at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
Keep runnin', time's a tickin' on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This really ain't shit
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
Ha ha ha- oh let me get out of your way
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