There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative NOFX

"There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative" by NOFX is a punk rock song from 2022. It explores themes of mortality, the relativity of time, and societal perceptions of grief. The lyrics convey a sense of urgency and existential reflection. Musically, it features fast tempos and catchy hooks, typical of NOFX's style. The song resonates with listeners navigating personal loss and challenges conventional views on timing and grief. #PunkRock

I don't feel like movin'
Don't feel like talkin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rollin'
There's no way I'm rockin'
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

When I saw him on TV
I thought he looked crazy
Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

I wanna be like Stephen
So I'm gonna walk uneven
And havin' trouble breathin'
Hey, hey, hey

I'm gonna live by gravitational law
I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
Hey, hey, hey

But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
But then I learned the tail was a tube
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

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