(Do It On My) Twin Bed Saturday Night Live (Ft. Aidy Bryant, Beck Bennett, Cecily Strong, Jimmy Fallon, Kate McKinnon, Nasim Pedrad, Noël Wells & Vanessa Bayer)

[Verse 1: Kate McKinnon & Nasim Pedrad, Vanessa Bayer]
Back in town, visiting my mom and dad
But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad
Say "what's up" to my cousins, say "what's up" to my neighbors
Then take my man to my childhood bedroom
This is my old christening dress
And here's my stack of X-Files on VHS
Now we're gonna freak (freak) in my monkey sheets (sheets)
That I've had since I was a kid

[Chorus 1: All Women]
Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed)
Not gonna like it (like it)
But it's the only option (option)
Where we can get it popping (popping)
Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed)
Probably fall off it (off it)
But let's get wild (wild)
In a bed for a child (child)

[Verse 2: Cecily Strong & Aidy Bryant]
If you want an old cat to watch you bone
You're gonna wanna get down in my parents' home
It's lick its body (body) while you lick my body (body)
Then it'll throw up on your bags
Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick
While my folks are at the pharmacy, my mom is sick
She's got a cough (cough), she got it from Jean (Jean)
And now it's a whole thing with Jean