The More Vulgar-Minded Oscar Brand
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[Verse 1]
She went for a ride in a Morgan
The chauffer was named Sonny Jim
He fooled with her sexual organ
The more vulgar minded say quim
[Verse 2]
Now she had a figure imperial
And men beat a path to her box
But she came down with sickness venereal
The more vulgar minded say pox
[Verse 3]
Her efforts got honorable mention
Why there wasn't a man she would scorn
One look and they came to attention
The more vulgar minded say horn
[Verse 4]
They would crowd just to watch her make water
'Twas a spectacle charming to see
She could leak for a mile and a quarter
The more vulgar minded say pee
[Verse 5]
One night the Good Fairy came riding
And offered a wish to the lass
While she sat on her buttock deciding
The more vulgar minded say ass
She went for a ride in a Morgan
The chauffer was named Sonny Jim
He fooled with her sexual organ
The more vulgar minded say quim
[Verse 2]
Now she had a figure imperial
And men beat a path to her box
But she came down with sickness venereal
The more vulgar minded say pox
[Verse 3]
Her efforts got honorable mention
Why there wasn't a man she would scorn
One look and they came to attention
The more vulgar minded say horn
[Verse 4]
They would crowd just to watch her make water
'Twas a spectacle charming to see
She could leak for a mile and a quarter
The more vulgar minded say pee
[Verse 5]
One night the Good Fairy came riding
And offered a wish to the lass
While she sat on her buttock deciding
The more vulgar minded say ass
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