Help the Police Adam Buxton (Ft. N.W.A)

[Intro]
Adam: So, what day is it today Jasper?
Jasper: Tuesday?
Adam: Wrong! It's N.W.A. day!
Wife: No, no, absolutely not.​
Adam: It's alright, I've got it under control.​

[Verse: Adam rapping over Ice Cube]
Help the police comin' straight from the underground
A young chap's got it good ‘cause I'm brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to carry out inquiries
I don't mind ‘cause I ain't the one
For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun
To be reasonably arresting and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
Having lots of fun ‘cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the biscuits
Thinkin' every chap is selling bits of chocolate
You'd rather see me writing with a pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Go swimming with Lorenzo
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the sack race
Thank you very much for the bread and water
I don't know if they naughty or what
Search a chapper down, and grabbing his hat
And on the other hand, without a hat, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
‘Cause they'll tickle you until you're giggling
Black police having fun with a white cop
Ice Cube will entertain
All the local bobbies in a blue uniform
Just ‘cause I'm from the CPT
Nice police are nice to me
Huh, a young man in a hot bath
And when I'm finished, there's gonna be a party
Of cops having fun in L.A
Yo, Dre, I got something to say