Literal World of Warcraft Cataclysm Cinematic Trailer Tobuscus

Blizzard has a solid gold logo 'cause they're loaded
Dramatic pause of darkness
EPIC HAMMER SMACK!
Dramatic pause of darkness, number two

Ragnaros getting a deep-tissue massage
He has special needs, don't judge him!
Steamy metal chained-up Batman logo
Brought in to be used as a Band-Aid

This shouldn't hurt you a bit
Let me know if it does
Oh sh**, it did, we're dead!
He just wrote that with his Band-Aid
He's so talented!

Hammer doctors want Deathwing to stand still
But he can't resist dancing to this song
Keep it down, or they'll file a noise complaint
Dragon acupuncture is complicate
How's that feel now?
TRANSITION

Warcraft: 2012
Hit the "Panic" button on a dragon
He's frustrated that he has one
Always check the neighbors out
Before you sign the lease
Shout-out to the Hindenburg
Fiery bloom transition to water
Utah's gonna need a new license plate
Deathwing finishes up his visit
To the acupuncturist
While he's soaking his feet
IN THE LAVA
It helps circulation
He needs some Clear Eyes™
Ben Stein says it gets the red out!