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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB’s Punk Rock edit) - Bloodhound Gang
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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB’s Punk Rock edit) Bloodhound Gang

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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB’s Punk Rock edit) - Bloodhound Gang
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many pushups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a supermodel would be easy

'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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