Perform This Way "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

[Chorus]
I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby—I perform this way!
I might be wearing Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy—I perform this way!

[Bridge]
Ooh, my little monsters pay
Lots ’cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay
Hey, I just perform this way
I'm not crazy—I perform this way

I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
For me...