The Beauty Shop Nikki D

[ Nikki D ] Good morning, honey
[ Busta Rhymes ] Good morning, honey
Ah! Awww! Ahhh! Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
[ Nikki D ] What's wrong?
[ Busta Rhymes ] Help, help, help, help!
[ Nikki D ] Honey, what's wrong?
[ Busta Rhymes ] You looked chopped
Awwwwww! Awwwww!

[ VERSE 1 ]
It's shop time, in line, hurry on the quickness
Couch gorillas, you all need fitness
Word up, word up, kick out the dead presidents
All nightmares and Elm Street residents
Come on down, there's nothin wrong with that
But when Booga Bears do it - it's wack
In fact, I was in the shop the other day
Girls, hear me out, okay?
Reading Essence magazines
The latest fashions, adults and teens
Walkman kicks with the Jam that's Def
I see a female with a mask as I glance to the left
Slide to get my nails done
A manicure for sure - huh, can ya dig it, hon?
Suddenly the girl's mask came down
Grill piece looks ill, skips town
Pieces of skin were here, there, everywhere
A horrorflick and scare
Why do so much when it shouldn't be done?
There's someone for everyone
No, you had to go overboard
Lipstick, but lips got cold sores
Next time you need a fix-up, don't mix up the chop shop
Honey, you need the beauty shoop