The First Step - Live at The Bitter End, New York, NY Will Wood

[Verse 1]
You could say I’m plastered ‘cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
I been a boozin’ bastard, they’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands, can’t touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Never mind, I’m drunk

[Chorus]
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too

[Verse 2]
Ooh yeah, I’m the reason that they call them an “Irish Goodbye”
Ooh, and I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
Well, I bet that a bottlе of brandy so bitter’d be bettеr than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me, please take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor yet

[Chorus]
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too