Stan: What? I can't believe you kids don't know about the great patriot Ollie North!
Stan: In the 80s there was Cold War drama
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow
But then a hero came forth
His name was Oliver North
He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress
OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
Stan (speaking): You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras. Lyrxo!
Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press
Stan: In the 80s there was Cold War drama
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines
But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow
But then a hero came forth
His name was Oliver North
He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress
OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
Stan (speaking): You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras. Lyrxo!
Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press
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