Goblins Ahoy! Nekrogoblikon
"Goblins Ahoy!" by Nekrogoblikon, released in 2015, is a #Metal track that blends humor and fantasy. The lyrics depict a whimsical battle against goblins, embracing themes of adventure and camaraderie. Its energetic riffs and catchy choruses create a fun, engaging atmosphere, solidifying Nekrogoblikon's cult status in the metal scene.
CAW!
"Arr! A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar-"
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know, I'm getting to the part with the goblins."
"No no! No, captain! Th- there be goblins!"
"SURPRIIIIIISE"
"Shiver me timbers."
"I'll take your skin! (All your skin!)"
"Oh god, no..."
Sailing relaxed, endless blue
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Running low on pirate brew
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw
A cryptic shadow on the horizon
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom, all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map, buried deep within the sands of the grave. The map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
"Arr! A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar-"
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know, I'm getting to the part with the goblins."
"No no! No, captain! Th- there be goblins!"
"SURPRIIIIIISE"
"Shiver me timbers."
"I'll take your skin! (All your skin!)"
"Oh god, no..."
Sailing relaxed, endless blue
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Running low on pirate brew
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw
A cryptic shadow on the horizon
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom, all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map, buried deep within the sands of the grave. The map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
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