Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch South Park (Ft. Eric Cartman)

"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch," featured in South Park, is a comedic song performed by Eric Cartman. Released in 1999, it falls under the #Comedy genre. The lyrics humorously insult Kyle's mother, showcasing themes of childhood rivalry and absurdity. Its catchy melody and repetitive chorus contribute to its memorable nature, making it a cultural touchstone in pop culture, often referenced in discussions about the show.

[Verse 1: Eric Cartman]
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Verse 2: Eric Cartman]
On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalala)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[Refrain: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

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