One pair of hands, one set of shoulders
A dandy deuce of matching thumbs
He sports a ten pack of perfect fingers
A shiny nail on every one
A forking spine, cleft at the neck
Should that be plural? Well, I see
A set of chins, and matching noses
Two sets of eyes stare back at me
Everywhere he goes you hear dishes crash
And bumpers smashing, people gasping
What the, hey is it just me or is that a
[Chorus]
Woah, two headed man, living with himsеlf and him
Using double the shampoo
Needs four goggles at thе pool
Internet says it's a scam, two headed man
Two headed man bought himself a necktie
Went down to the city to find a job
The cafes and the restaurants wouldn't have him
Doors were locked before he could turn the knob
He wandered the busy streets for hours
Until somebody pulled up in a van
They said "Hey man, we need a roadie
And you look like a guy who could use a hand"
A dandy deuce of matching thumbs
He sports a ten pack of perfect fingers
A shiny nail on every one
A forking spine, cleft at the neck
Should that be plural? Well, I see
A set of chins, and matching noses
Two sets of eyes stare back at me
Everywhere he goes you hear dishes crash
And bumpers smashing, people gasping
What the, hey is it just me or is that a
[Chorus]
Woah, two headed man, living with himsеlf and him
Using double the shampoo
Needs four goggles at thе pool
Internet says it's a scam, two headed man
Two headed man bought himself a necktie
Went down to the city to find a job
The cafes and the restaurants wouldn't have him
Doors were locked before he could turn the knob
He wandered the busy streets for hours
Until somebody pulled up in a van
They said "Hey man, we need a roadie
And you look like a guy who could use a hand"
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