Santa’s a Fat Bitch Insane Clown Posse

"Santa’s a Fat Bitch" by Insane Clown Posse, released in 1997, is a #HipHop track that humorously critiques the commercialization of Christmas. The lyrics feature a comedic and irreverent portrayal of Santa Claus, challenging traditional holiday norms. Its unique elements include dark humor and a catchy hook, appealing to fans of alternative holiday music. The song reflects the group's signature style and has garnered a cult following, contributing to the broader subculture of juggalo fandom.

[Intro]
Sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling
*Gunshot*

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Santa Claus, suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "Gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin', he's comin' he must
Lookin' up nuthin but rust, dust
Turn on my TV the very next day
I see you're gettin payed, leadin' the parade
I'm that sniper on the building
Listen to my nine go click, Santa's a fat bitch

[Chorus]
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus the fat bastard)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ooh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

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