It’s a Joy The Stupendium (Ft. Dan Bull)

[Verse 1, The Wellies]
Lovely day for it, how do you do?
And we just had to pay for it out of the truth
But who can remember? So who'd really care?
Exactly how all of the bodies got there
With a hop and a skip and the pop of a pill
We will all be forgiven for all that we've killed
And we've never been happier (And we've never been happier)
No we'll never be happier (No we'll never be happier)

[Welly:]
A brilliant day is dawning
A million smiles are forming
Our shimmering isles are all enthralled
No there’s nothing like conforming
Perish the thought of mourning
Did you ignore the warnings?
All negative thoughts abhorred

[Doctor:]
My Lord! Did you take your joy this morning?

[Welly:]
Ask anybody in Wellington Wells
They'll tell you it's terribly swell
Delirious denizens dwell where there's nary a speck between heaven and hell
They say that the empire fell
[Doctor:]
Oh, but you never could tell!

[Welly:]
You say you remember it well?

[Doctor:]
You'd better forget it or else!

[Welly:]
Why try to better yourself?
Reach for the medical shelf
Just take your medicine, death and the pestilence melt into pleasant locales
Another rebellion quelled
Dust off your suspenders and belts
It's horrendous to dwell so remember how splendid it felt to surrender yourself...

...The roses we grow have a terrible smell...

[Chorus, The Wellies]
It's a Joy
It's a Joy
It's a Joy
To be among we happy few
It's a Joy
It's a Joy
It's a Joy