Second Week of Deer Camp (Part 2) Da Yoopers

"Hey Joe! Where are you?
If you can't hear me, Just say something!"

"Where the heck am I?
OOH, I remember now."

I wake up in the woodshed with two thousand empty beers
I came looking for a full one and I must have passed out here
I crawl out through the door and run smack into a buck
He was eating all the apples from the back of Rudy's truck
I grab him by the back legs and he drags me through the snow
But when he jumps a barbed wire fence, I had to let him go

Chorus:
It's the second week of deer camp; there's one more day to go
We haven't had a shave or bath since 14 days ago
The empties pile's growing and nobody got a deer
But there's only fifty weeks to go and we'll be back up here

I go crawling down the road and Alley-Oop goes whizzing by
For a guy that weighs 300 pounds that Oop can really fly
I take a look behind me and here comes a big black bear
If I make it to the camp, I'll have to change my underwear

That bear goes by the both of us and runs right through the door
He's breaking up the card game, it sounds just like a war (Let me out of here!)