Slither Conspiracy RXKNephew

[Verse]

I'ma drink this Henny 'til I fuck up my kidney

I'ma keep sellin' crack 'til I see a Bentley

I ain't never even really want a Bentley

I just wanna be able to buy a Bentley

I told wifey, "Let me rob your brother"

She like, "Hell nah, babe, that's my brother"

I'm like, "Yeah, you right, let's rob your ex"

She like, "Babe, why you wanna rob everybody?"

I love you, but girl, fuck everybody

I don't give a damn what they gotta say

I'll tell 'em "Suck a dick" in they facе

She like, "Babe, I lovе you, but you too crazy"

I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, you ain't seen crazy"

I really be on them beans lately

Lil' bitch think her brother crazy

I'll stab a nigga one hundred thirty-three times

Beat the shit out a bitch baby dad

Wifey said, "Damn Nephew, you tripping"

I rob everybody that I know

That's why I ain't got no friends like that

All my friends said that I stole

I've been robbin' niggas since Lil' Bill

White bitch look like Kill Bill

Cookin' up babies like Pickle Dill

Two twin .40's, like Phil and Lil

My bitch evil, like Angelica

She will rob a nigga, she will set them up

I've been robbin' since Rugrats

My bitch said, "Stop poppin' beans"

I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll slap you, ho'"

I'm like, "Shut the fuck up, I'll rob you, ho'"

(Slitherman, he be out of his mind)

I try to calm down, stop trippin'

White van, traffic a bitch

White van, traffic a nigga

White van, ransom your daughter

Terrorist acts, blow up a school bus

Suicide threat, kill myself

So much dirt, hard to deal with myself

Smoke a backwood, I wanna kill myself

Everyday I wanna break a bitch jaw

I get drunk and crash my car

Teacher said I wouldn't make it far

That dumbass ho was probably right

All my good licks is white

Bitch sniff coke, got blue eyes

Walk in the trap like Donald Trump

Big Neph make the trap great again

Glick in my hand like killer Donald Trump

I make the cemetery great again

Nigga diss me, say it to my face

I bet you won't ever say shit again

Kick a pregnant bitch in the stomach with Timbs

You don't like what I said, then unsubscribe

I will stab an innocent bitch in they eyes

They say Slitherman was born and died

Adam and Eve was sniffin' coke

But they ain't wanna put that in the Bible

The Bible told you Eve was triflin'

The Bible made me hate a bitch

Bitch try to make me eat off that tree, I'll kill 'em

I ain't eatin' shit for these bitch ass niggas

Jump out the cut, kill a bitch ass nigga

Never in my life been a bitch ass nigga

If Adam and Eve was real, they was black

Smokin' weed out of leaves, drinkin' Yak

They think Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, but Jesus was drinkin' Yak

They say Donald Trump really black

They say Lil Durk killed King Von

I ain't never meet King Von

For some reason, I fuck with King Von

Rest in peace to King Von

Punch a bitch in they face like King Von

I'll beat a nigga ass like King Von

He gon' have to kill me, like I'm King Von

I'ma die for this shit like King Von

With a crazy ass story like King Von

All my opps dead, like King Von

Opps hate me like I'm King Von

Walk in that bitch like, "Wagwan?"

They say Slitherman killed Reagan

They say Slitherman could be Jesus or Slitherman could be the real Satan

They say that Slitherman took over Caine body when he took that nigga Daytons

Slitherman don't play PlayStations

Slitherman on the run from Area 51

I used to fuck with Will Smith 'til I found out Will Smith was on that gay shit

I don't wanna watch Fresh Prince no more

I don't wanna see I Am Legend no more

These niggas dressin' up like Madea

They on the mixtape lookin' like Prince

They got they ass out like they Prince

They on Crime Stoppers like they T.I.P

I'll stab a bitch like Young Buck did

They say Young Buck was fuckin' with trannies

If 50 Cent signed Young Buck, that mean 50 Cent was fuckin' with trannies

They like, "Neph, would you ever sign to Bad Boy?"

I'm like "Hell nah, they gay"

French was gettin' fucked in his ass

Rick Ross lockin' niggas in the cage

French Montana sacrificed Max

He knew that all his raps was wack

Kanye West got his ass licked

And Rx Papi turned into a snitch

Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon

He can't do that Michael Jackson move

They say that James Brown did coke

They say that Lil Yachty sniff coke

Lil Yachty never had a yacht before rap

How the fuck? Why he call himself that?

They say that Joe Budden was smokin' crack

Tahiry used to go and buy his crack

Casanova sound just like Uncle Murda

Uncle Murda sound just like Casanova

And Desiigner sound just like Future

Future never did molly and was never booted

Lil Wanye's dreads fallin' out his head

Birdman still kissin' niggas on they head

NBA Youngboy doin' lapdances

I'll beat a nigga ass like he Quando Rondo

Walk in that bitch like, "Rest in peace Von"

Punch a bitch, kick a bitch like he Quando Rondo

I'll jump out the car like King Von

Hit a bitch with the thirty-seven-piece combo

Why everybody listen to Blac Youngsta?

I can't even understand what that nigga sayin'

Yo Gotti head bigger than a bitch

He stretchin' out every t-shirt he wear

All Joe Biden's votes was fake

They say Donald Trump should've won again

I should punch that nigga in his shit

Everybody think stimulus comin' again

I'm still waitin' on auntie's stimulus check

I'm still waitin' on unc's stimulus check

They say Donald Trump ain't president no more, so ain't nobody gettin' a stimulus check

Unc owe me money out his stimulus check

Auntie owe me money out her stimulus check

I done robbed a nigga for his stimulus check

'Bout to rob another nigga for his stimulus check

I think this whole pandemic was fake

COVID-19 was fake

I'm coughin' 'cause of these white Runtz

They killed Fred the Godson and lied about it

How the fuck Jeremih got COVID-19?

That's the nigga who made "Birthday Sex"

How the fuck y'all gon' give that nigga COVID?

He the one who made that song "Birthday Sex"

How the fuck FBG get killed downtown?

How that's the first nigga get killed downtown?

They sacrificed him, he was talkin' too much

Now they gon' have to do me like they did him

These niggas faker than Lil' Kim

Lil' Kim was only nice for suckin' dick

All Cardi B raps sound dumb as shit

Offset a bum for fuckin' with that bitch

If you think the Migos really sold dope, nigga, then you dumb as a bitch

Gucci Mane said when he first met the Migos, told 'em, "Take those chains off, they fake as a bitch"

They all got dreads, tryna look like twins

How the fuck Lil Durk got fake dreads?

How the fuck Fetty Wap got fake dreads?

I feel like Chief Keef back from the dead

I don't take back shit Slitherman said

Bitch gon' remember me for what I said

I knew Waka Flocka was never tough

He let Gucci diss him, he ain't did shit

Gucci said Flocka was in contract for a million, he ain't get it out

Rappin' really didn't work for Waka Flocka, so he went and took the doctor route

All these rappers move like 6ix9ine

I heard Gunna got a nigga time

I seen Gunna on Crime Stoppers, whatever you wanna call it, 48 Hours

When Slitherman die, don't send me flowers

If you put me in a pack, better be some rapper

When you smoke that weed, you gon' get a Glock

You gon' a mask and you gon' start the robbin'

How the fuck niggas say crack don't sell?

Lindsay Lohan smoke crack

Amy Winehouse smoke crack

Lamar Odom smoke crack

DMX smoke crack

Katt Williams smoke crack

Dave Chappelle don't smoke crack

Lot of rich niggas don' smoke crack

How you think Fat Joe lost his fat?

Everybody know to lose weight, you smoke crack

If I get in the industry, I'm selling crack

All them Disney Channel kids smoke crack

Trap house look like High School Musical

Whole house in this bitch smoke crack

Everybody get high then go to singin'

Unc can sing, but not auntie pat

I don't give a fuck 'bout no views

I don't give a fuck 'bout no shoes

Auntie got her first stimulus

But she sad 'cause it ain't two