My grandfather’s cock - live in london Kevin Bloody Wilson
"My Grandfather's Cock" by Kevin Bloody Wilson, released in 1994, is a comedic #Country song that humorously recounts absurd anecdotes about the singer's grandfather. Themes include family eccentricities and cheeky humor. Its unique blend of storytelling and satire has made it a cult classic, showcasing Wilson's signature irreverent style.
My Grandfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dicky and it
Hardly took up any room at all
Had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you
Should have seen the size of Grandad's balls
He had a horn on the morn' of the day that he was born
And 'though it was erect you couldn't see
'Cause my Grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisser
But his
Clangers they were hanging to his knees
A tiny wee appendage... (not a cock not a cock)
An inch from end to end it's... (not a cock, not a
Cock)
Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart
On the old, man's, nuts
Hardly took up any room at all
Had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you
Should have seen the size of Grandad's balls
He had a horn on the morn' of the day that he was born
And 'though it was erect you couldn't see
'Cause my Grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisser
But his
Clangers they were hanging to his knees
A tiny wee appendage... (not a cock not a cock)
An inch from end to end it's... (not a cock, not a
Cock)
Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart
On the old, man's, nuts
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