Captain Hook Vulfpeck (Ft. Baby Theo, Bootsy Collins & Mushy Krongold)

[Intro: Bootsy Collins]
Ah, uh, P-Mo bump, babu

[Verse 1: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
This is the story of Captain Hook
A young Swede that liked to cook up rhymes
In the bathroom all alone
Singing hooky hooky gibberish into his phone
There's no need to steal from Marvin Gaye (No!)
When the hottest hooks are public domain
'Cause if Foster Sylvers's got a misdemeanor
I'll Madoff with a felony explicit or clean
Or whatever you need to bleep in the mix
I still make hits that don't even rhyme
That aren't even in time

[Hook: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins)]
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm catchy, baby)
I'm Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

[Verse 2: Baby Theo (Bootsy Collins) & Mushy Krongold]
Through my veins, the chorus is coursin'
Mainstream and delicious like Boursin (Yeah)
Franchise the verse in a spin-off (Spin-off)
I'll climb Mount Cleverest on a Wim Hof (Yeah)
I'll make your mother proud of you (The family unit)
I'll make your mother proud of you (The family unit)
I slow down when others go faster
Forget the writing, I own the master
(Gold futures trade) Take delivery
('Cause on a bank run, I got stability)
Learn somethin', edutainment
Focus on your breath, I'm a brain mint