Mini-Correct The Beautiful South

"Mini-Correct" by The Beautiful South, released in 1995, is a #Pop song that explores themes of disillusionment and the complexities of relationships. The lyrics convey a sense of irony and social commentary, reflecting on the imperfections of life. Musically, it features catchy melodies and clever wordplay, contributing to its lasting appeal.

[Paul Heaton]
They say always use a condom
I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night
I just shoot straight from the hip
When it comes to love's great fountain
I won't just take a sip
I'll swallow and I'll gulp
Until the fountain makes me sick

[Jacqui Abbott]
So it's me left with the baby and disease

[Paul Heaton]
You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees

[Jacqui Abbott]
You made me feel so special

[Paul Heaton]
Well you were especially good
I'm sorry that you misunderstood

These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath
But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
I won't have what I've got for you stolen by no thief
'Cause the safest sex I've ever had was hanging from a tree

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