The Mini Minotaur Song Tobuscus

"The Mini Minotaur Song" by Tobuscus, released in 2011, is a humorous #Comedy track featuring playful lyrics about a mini minotaur navigating life. Themes include absurdity and adventure, with a catchy, upbeat melody and whimsical sound effects. It reflects internet culture and showcases Tobuscus's unique blend of humor and music, contributing to his online persona.

[Intro: Tobuscus]
Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a

[Chorus: Tobuscus]
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur!

[Verse 1: Tobuscus, Tim Tim, Minotaur]
Cute little tiny little Minotaur sitting in a cradle ("Awww!")
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
But it nay be!
I’m a tiny Minotaur!
Little Minotaur
Kill you any minute-taur!

[Chorus: Tobuscus]
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur, tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur, mini Minotaur-taur

[Verse 2: Tobuscus]
How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many mini Minotaur-taurs hate tartar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce

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