Obama Goes Ham The Gregory Brothers

Hey, what up it's been a while
How's your wife, how's your dog, how's your child
Let's do this everybody listen to this

Time for the state of the union
Last year was wack but now we got a new one
Fresh out the shrink wrap and I think that
If we try, we can do what we never thought we can do, son
Because our asses aren't quite as broke
And our foreign policy's not as much of a joke
Dreamin' up imaginary enemies and droppin' bombs like we mixed mushrooms and coke
So listen up kids let me teach you about the government
Guys wearin' ties all decide how all your money's spent
I try to make as much change as I can
But I can't seem to get it past man with the spray tan

This year I won't abide by that
I'mma introduce John Boehner's face to my pimp slap
Believe me, 2013's gonna be
The best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen

And no one can stop us from makin' history
Not even the man whose orange tan is a mystery
Why would he want to be so tan?
Is he an Oompa Loompa out on the lam?
Why would he want to be so tan?
Is he Snooki and JWoww's number one fan
It's really weird to be so tan