Manikin Twiztid (Ft. Violent J)

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts
And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food court
I was half way finished, with my value meal
When I spotted this little cutie with some sex appeal
I winked at her, she gave me a look like I'm a booger
I thought "Bitch, I'd rather spend my money on a hooker"
Then a bright idea, ran across my mind
If I could swipe a mannequin, I'd have a freak all the time
No listening to her lip, no putting up with her shit
No having her act a fool, the way them bitches get
So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick's of Hollywood"
And waited until they closed, and it was all good
I snatched this little fine ass, strawberry blonde
With her ass jutted out, with nothin' but some sale panties on
Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride
And stuffed my new, lifeless sex friend, quickly inside

[Chorus]
I love a mannequin (Wanna touch her)
Should I be panickin' (She's in my dreams)
I don't know what's happenin' (Wanna hold her)
But I love her (I'm taking her home)
I love a mannequin (Wanna touch her)
Should I be panickin' (But I feel like)
I don't know what's happenin' (Wanna hold her)
But I love her (I'm taking her home)