May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose Ernest Tubb

"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" by Ernest Tubb, released in 1965, is a humorous country song that expresses playful wishes for an ex-lover’s misfortune. Themes include heartbreak and revenge, with a catchy, upbeat melody. Its unique blend of wit and traditional country elements resonated with audiences, solidifying Tubb's legacy. #Country

One fine day as I was walking down the street
I spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket in his tin cup I did drop it
And I heard him say as I made my retreat

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with it's toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

My laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred dollar bill among my clothes
When he called me I came running
Gave him back his dime for phoning
And I heard him saying as I turned to go

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with it's toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

I was way behind one day to catch a train
The taxi driver said we'll make it just the same
A speed cop made it with us and as he wrote out the ticket
I stood by politely waitin' for my change

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