Are You Wearing Short Shorts? What The Hell Nervous Young Men

"Are You Wearing Short Shorts? What The Hell" by Nervous Young Men, released in 2020, is a #PopPunk track that explores themes of youthful anxiety and self-image. The lyrics reflect the pressures of societal expectations while incorporating catchy hooks and upbeat rhythms. The song resonates with listeners, capturing the essence of modern adolescent struggles.

(You were right about the stars, each one is a burning sun)

Are you wearing short shorts? What the hell?
Don't you realize you look like a creep?
I could never take you out in public
You are constantly embarrassing me

Take off your space helmet
Take off your bathrobe
Take off your false mustache
Then we can go

Are you wearing hulk hands? Jesus Christ
Would you stop acting like a child?
Take off your slogan-baring t-shirt
Not gonna let you just run wild

If you're going to
San Francisco
You should take those flowers
Out of your hair

Are you wearing moon-shoes? That's so weird
Why do you insist on dressing like this?
Don't say you're going to drink tea
In a field of flowers, because that's so random
Because you're so wacky, and I'm sick of your shit

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