[THE SQUIP]
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
[JEREMY, spoken]
But I am a masturbator--
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
We'll fix that
(sung)
All your nerdiness is ugly
[JEREMY, spoken]
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
[THE SQUIP]
All your stammering's a chore
[JEREMY, spoken]
Uh, sh- er, what?
[THE SQUIP]
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
[JEREMY, spoken]
But I am a masturbator--
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
We'll fix that
(sung)
All your nerdiness is ugly
[JEREMY, spoken]
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
[THE SQUIP]
All your stammering's a chore
[JEREMY, spoken]
Uh, sh- er, what?
[THE SQUIP]
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
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