I Been Loudon Wainwright III

I been boatin' and fishin' and mopin' and wishin'
Skiin' on water and snow
Walkin' and joggin' and skatin' and tobogganin'
And missin' you don't you know

I been wonderin', worryin', slowin' down, hurryin'
Walkin' the floor it's true
Yodelin' and a-blinkin' and a-smokin' and a-drinkin'
And a-waitin' for the other shoe

I been lyin' and cheatin', nudgin', brow-beatin'
In a jam on the lam at sea
Bullyin', bashin', and a bit of talk trashin'
Givin' it away for free

I'm fussin' and frettin', I'm underpants sweatin'
After all I'm just a man
Moanin' and a-groanin' and a-mendin' and atonin'
And a-doin' the best I can

(Harmonica)

I been tellin' and showin', comin' and goin'
Tryna get the hell out of town
Schemin' and redeemin' and day and night dreamin'
And forgettin' to write it all down