Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk Frank Zappa

Yes, friends . . . Pass the plate around, friends . . . Join us, friends

There's an ugly little weasel 'bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
Cause her sweet little hubby's
Suckin' prong part time
(In the name of The Lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Would he really choose Tammy to do His Work? Unh-unh

Hallelujah!
(Yes, friends . . . )

Robertson says that he's The One
Oh he sure is, if Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun
An' he's got some planned for you!
(Now, tell me that ain't true)

Give me that old time religion!

Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay
Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicates that Jim must pay
(And it just might hurt a bit) Just a bit!
But keep that money rollin' in
Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
Can't get enough of it (let's dance!)