[Intro]
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? I'm sorry
Should I... do you wanna start over? Or keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
[Verse 1]
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy
[Chorus]
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being you
[Verse 2]
Well, you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
"Farty Pants"
But you'll always have a job, well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? I'm sorry
Should I... do you wanna start over? Or keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
[Verse 1]
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy
[Chorus]
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being you
[Verse 2]
Well, you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
"Farty Pants"
But you'll always have a job, well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
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