[v.1 - Ash Williams]
Alright, you primitive screwhead, here’s why you lived in a dude's shed
Got no true friends, no food, bread, and you’re too obsessed with huge breasts
Now you’re spoon fed in someone else’s home, you’re faker than the first chest you groped
When Ash is over you’ll be set in stone, I’m smashing skulls while you’re fetching bones
Those motors and your dumb brain sure make a loud enough sound
But once all your blood drains thеn your Power runs out
Can’t call up Makima’s hounds to get you out of the pound
Last nail in Aki’s coffin had him down from thе count
Your life was a pain to live from the age of six,, now you babysit all the crazy chicks
The love that you’re looking for ain’t in your pay rate
How ironic, you couldn’t bang Reze
So how’s that for an opening move? No slow start, got no motor to boot
I’m acoustic with my boomstick and this shit has a Kickback too
[v.2 Denji]
Bro, with that verse, you’ll get mauled fast
Does the dad joke devil offer contracts?
You already rapped first, but it should be trashed
Not even that deer head would cough out a laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)
Why don’t you get your cabin crew
'Cause you choked like a deadite just strangled you
But this is the last time your ass gets bruised
'Cause your show got canned like Campbell soup
Call me poor? You were practically funded on family budget
You should have that travel refunded!
What did the reviews say? Grade A, great lakes, and a satanic dungeon?
The most unoriginal horror location, did you book it with Jason?
I had to live the way I did, you rented that cabin by choice for vacation
Whole crew with me, Yakuza gets cut from the waist and gets split up
Your teamwork is trash, you’re the type of guy to say “Hmm, maybe we split up”
You ancient husk, one angel touch, bet you’d age and rust then change to dust
Well, I’m glad that you went insane because in a brawl, I only aim for nuts
Alright, you primitive screwhead, here’s why you lived in a dude's shed
Got no true friends, no food, bread, and you’re too obsessed with huge breasts
Now you’re spoon fed in someone else’s home, you’re faker than the first chest you groped
When Ash is over you’ll be set in stone, I’m smashing skulls while you’re fetching bones
Those motors and your dumb brain sure make a loud enough sound
But once all your blood drains thеn your Power runs out
Can’t call up Makima’s hounds to get you out of the pound
Last nail in Aki’s coffin had him down from thе count
Your life was a pain to live from the age of six,, now you babysit all the crazy chicks
The love that you’re looking for ain’t in your pay rate
How ironic, you couldn’t bang Reze
So how’s that for an opening move? No slow start, got no motor to boot
I’m acoustic with my boomstick and this shit has a Kickback too
[v.2 Denji]
Bro, with that verse, you’ll get mauled fast
Does the dad joke devil offer contracts?
You already rapped first, but it should be trashed
Not even that deer head would cough out a laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)
Why don’t you get your cabin crew
'Cause you choked like a deadite just strangled you
But this is the last time your ass gets bruised
'Cause your show got canned like Campbell soup
Call me poor? You were practically funded on family budget
You should have that travel refunded!
What did the reviews say? Grade A, great lakes, and a satanic dungeon?
The most unoriginal horror location, did you book it with Jason?
I had to live the way I did, you rented that cabin by choice for vacation
Whole crew with me, Yakuza gets cut from the waist and gets split up
Your teamwork is trash, you’re the type of guy to say “Hmm, maybe we split up”
You ancient husk, one angel touch, bet you’d age and rust then change to dust
Well, I’m glad that you went insane because in a brawl, I only aim for nuts
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