Wayne Rooney Johnny Flynn

[Verse 1]
You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
Primordial soup of a man
And I know the trouble you've gotten in
And leave this trouble half-cottoned down

[Chorus]
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better

[Verse 2]
The pigeon's half-alive
The other halfs' in bed
We'll pray for the pigeon, or half, at least
And pray he's not half-dead

[Chorus]
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
The bartender looks like George Best
Plenty of them do
Look at the way that George went astray
And has since been misconstrued