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Dickie Ziggen
That's Dickie Ziggen
He's a real cool cat from Fullertown
He likes to drive his Fiat around
He's got one Fiat just for parts
That's cuz the first Fiat never starts

He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates the Beatles)
He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates Eric Clapton)

Now bathing has never really been his thing
But he plays a good game called odd or even
He smokes cigarettes while he's wеaring the patch
He eats with his facе down on the food and it's not attractive

Dickie Ziggen (he hates Tom Petty)
He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates females)

Now Dickie doesn't like to practice guitar
He doesn't have to, he's Dickie Ziggen, he's a star
He's got annoying dogs and a pretty wife
Well that just about sums up Dickie's life

Now he horrifies his friends with insensitive jokes
He breaks wind and he lights his smokes
He abandoned both his Fiats on Chappette Avenue
Is it just me or is that kind of not the right thing to do?