The Idiot’s Maze Tucker Zimmerman (Ft. Big Thief, Iji & Twain)

[Verse 1]
Dress me up in an automobile
Drive me around like a car
Take me out to the barbecue pit
Smoke me like an old cigar
I'll take you out to the forest fire
Nail you to the moon with the beaks of doves
Lay you down with the Camptown ladies
Do-da-do-da, dance of love

[Verse 2]
Hold me down with a paperweight lifter
Roll me over in the clover
Take me back in an undertaker's suit
Play me flat on a tuba flute
I'll ride you high on a horse latitude
Pump you up with a breathing tube
Pick you up and remind you why
I remind you of a bottleneck tie

[Verse 3]
Poke me a joke in the hole of my shoe
Give me a taste of the Jumpin' Jack juice
Swat me a mosquito
Cause a rumble in the jungle when you turn him loose
I'll take you away like a Chinese pizza
Take you out to the old ball game
Bring you back with a roundhouse punch
Teach you how to say my name