Hockey Holidays The Zambonis

All I really want for Christmas
Are some brand new shoulder pads
To protect me from the enemy
When he crosschecks me really badly
I would be irate
You'd expect me to be retaliate
But to his suprise I look him in the eyes and say
"Happy holidays."

You know Christmas time is stressful times for all
Mall's packed, traffic jams
Family get-togethers way too out of hand
Pick up hockey's just way too crowded
And I know...I know
I know that you want to take your stick and wrap it over somebody's head
But you've gotta think twice
Try to be nice and remember to say
"Happy holidays."

Happy holidays

(Take it Eric...Lindros)

So let's remember it's December
Before we drop the gloves
Even goons like yourself
Deep down need to be loved
So lower you high stick
And remember jolly old Saint Nick
Hey you big idiot,happy Holidays