Pumpin’ for the Man - Live In Toronto Canada (feat. The Shit Creek Boys) Ween

This is a traditional New Hope, Pennsylvania
Blues song about pumpin' gas
It's called "Pumpin' 4 the Man"
I got the motherfuckin' mic again
Alright, we're gonna show our punk rock side here
Country and eastern roots
One, two, one, two

[Verse 1]
It's a nine-mile walk from the office to the pumps
Sometimes, you think you're gonna drop
In the end, you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off
And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
It's a real, real bitch to be workin' for the man
But, shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?
I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump
But it's all the same to me: bustin' ass to make a buck

[Chorus]
So read 'em up and stick 'em; pump that fucker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

[Verse 2]
Well, it's a piss-poor life when the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're fucked
'Cause no one wants some loser who works for five an hour
Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain, and rude as hell
And I can fix a tire like a hurricane Melinda
I know that I'm the best, for what it's worth
So if I choose to help ya, don't look like you expect it
'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth