Wanna B Ur Lovr "Weird Al" Yankovic

"Wanna B Ur Lovr" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 1996, is a comedic parody of the romantic pop genre. The song humorously expresses the narrator's desire to be a romantic partner, using playful and absurd imagery. Main themes include love, obsession, and the awkwardness of romance. Unique musical elements include catchy melodies and humorous wordplay typical of Yankovic's style. The song reflects Yankovic's knack for parodying popular culture, contributing to his reputation as a satirical artist. #PopParody

I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop, and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the dryer

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