I’m Eating In Bed [Rude Bootleg] Cardiacs

[Tim's prattle]
I'm not gonna say any more after this
Except for, it makes me wanna get me dopper out and do it to one of those bloody great fffish that come out the river, yeah?
Sorry, God. I wasn't aiming it at the girlies, 'cos...
Because, c- girlies have TITTIES don't they?
Girlies have TITTIES!
And of course, that's how they feed their babies
Not like that old dog
RUH RUH RUH
Ea-ting-in-bed

[Verse 1]
Firstly there’s a spanner in here
Secondly it has the right of way, (uh-huh?) YES!
But something else is missing
Sometimes sortеd out and wrapped up straight away
Nothing by comparison puts thoughts straight in my mind
As I comfort myself with the will to bе unkind

[Chorus]
Goes the way of every day
To hell with uncle, I...

[Verse 2]
Mr. Technique’s doing well
And he stands around in poses just like this...
But when I gets to thinking it seems
Better to betray me with a kiss
We will inform you upon day to day
Mr. Technique’s is a much better way