I’m a Joestar (Black Power Fantasy) Open Mike Eagle

[Intro]
A'ight, so this is– this is my–
This is what I need to do
I know I need to do something to feel better
This is it, so
Stop asking me all these questions
D– Stop trying to take this away from me

[Verse 1]
I have chosen House Joestar, and I got it right
You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type
My heart split in two: part rude, part honorable
One part cool plus two parts comical
And look at what I wear, I keep my hair asymmetrical
I drink too much beer, I should eat more vegetables
Then my waistline would be like I remember it
And you would see the build, there's a striking resemblance
'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family
I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family
You're looking at me like, "Open Mike, how can it be?"
I say it real slow 'cause you ain't understanding me

[Chorus]
I'm a Joestar
I hear you saying, "Oh my God"
I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar
I will never be a co-star, no