Brian Griffin vs Bandit Heeler Epic Rap Batles of History (Ft. John Parodies & Mr. Jay (RB))

[Intro: The Announcer]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
BRIAN GRIFFIN
VS
BANDIT HEELER
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Brian Griffin]
My name is Brian Griffin. I’m a leftist author
I have a famous son, you have some autistic daughters
I gave Chilli my dog and you can say now I’m her hubby
Why did you put your “Sticky Gecko” into Wendy’s “Cubby”?
I might be a “Family Guy” but I gotta know
Why did they put adult references inside of a kids show?
Like death, miscarriage and infertility
ADHD, French people and PTSD
You fatty, quit eating weiners or it’ll be your end
Are there snakes in the outback? Call me a Diamondback, friend
Calm down, you skippy poofter, you’re getting too pissed
You’re only an archeologist if you takе out the logist

[Verse 2: Bandit Heeler and Bluey]
Bluey, get mе a fackin’ pack of stubbies
My kids watch you on shorts while they’re sitting on the dunny
You always tryna pipe some white chicks but you be
Getting mad cause your balls get (Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bluey!)
When they ran your ass over I thought it was crass
Then I filmed myself throwing your DVDs in the trash
You ripped off “The Simpsons” god damn, that’s criminal
You shouldn’t be mad because I’m the aboriginal
I’m from the Land Down Under you’re butthurt you see
I’ll neuter your balls so you can’t play “Keepy Uppy”
I met with Lois Griffin. That bitch was trippin’
She “Chattermax’d” my “Floppy Bunny” ‘till I busted in ‘em
Life of Brian? More like a mid-life Brian
You’re an icon in ruin, you’re better off joining ISIS
You had sex with Quagmire’s Dad are you homo
Now bugger off you drongo I’m on fackin’ smoko