The Link YTCracker

[Verse 1]
What the world wants, the world gets
And I was born into these Internets
So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing
Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink
Got to change the game's groupthink
And show them all how to live like this
Fly the 'Nerd Life' tat - one time for the kids at home on YouTube
See a spammer lose manner; get rude
But show these fools my aptitude
I'm cool as a cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop
And I protect and serve these nerds; RoboCop

[Verse 2]
Listen to the lyrics how they glisten
I'm accomplishing my mission
It is I, the fly spamtec soldier -- nerd with a modem
Like a shaman and his totem
Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em
I'm held to a higher standard, the starship commander
I damage opponents: critical
Nerd life, I said it
Go against that and you will regret it
Upvote me twice on Reddit
I'm the first nerd who prolly said it
And I did it all myself
Listen to the old stuff, up ye health
I did it for the Nerdy Southern
Did it for the DGs that I govern