The Thinkers Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard & Mathew Baynton)

[Intro: All]
Here we come, through the market square
With our funny clothes and hair
Aristotle and Socrates
Plato and Diogenes
Four fab scholars
With our Greek philosophies

[Chorus: All]
Hey, hey
We're The Thinkers
Wondering what life is for
We're paid to try and think up
The answer to that and more

[Verse 1: Socrates]
People found me irritating thanks to my interrogating
Like a toddler, was always asking "Why?"
What is wisdom? What is beauty?
What is nature? What is duty?
Taught everything I know to this next guy

[Verse 2: Plato]
I'm Plato, was his pupil thinker
Ended up with inky fingers
Writing every word he taught me down
Also had my own theory
Like, for everything that we see
There's a perfect version to be found
Ooh!