Uncle Bob L7

[Intro]
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob!

[Verse 1]
Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah!
Wake the guest, drink the tea for his holiday dinner
Uncle Bob walked through the door
He was built, he was fucking ga-galore

[Verse 2]
The strength of his body was kind of a shock
The first time he put Mike in a headlock
He crossed the line, put his feet on the chair
How can we find my aunt there?

[Interlude]
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken fucking slob
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob

[Guitar Solo]

[Sample: Unknown Man]
Is there anybody out there who can fuck my face?
Like a big, fat, ugly face?
I want you to fuck it
Fuck my face