Somebody Call A Doctor! Dan Bull

[Intro]
Ay, look, uh, yeah, I'd like to make an appointment, please
I need a doctor
No, not Dr. Dre, an ac- an actual medical doctor, please

[Verse 1]
Ay, this song's kind of like a doctor's appointment
I made it for my welfare, not for enjoyment
The current state of healthcare's gotten fairly poignant
Employment in the NHS is stress and disappointment
Plus regarding these doctors and nurses
There's a large divide between what their cost and their worth is
What they're giving us is not just customer's service
Thus I'm not certain what they've done to deserve this
And I know economically there's not often a surplus
Especially with Tony Crony stock that we purchase
It's like the coffers are coffins dropped in a furnace
Gosh, it must have just got lost under the surface
Observing those at the top's like watching a circus
Of obnoxious impervious toffs that are discourteous
Not fussed what we eat, they just scoff their desserts up
And really couldn't give a toss if it hurts us
They've got the moral virtue of a disturbingly damp sock
Let me just take a second to say fuck Matt Hancock
And fuck Boris Johnson, there's nothing of his conscience
Not because he's competent, but 'cause he's over confident
He's not a plonker, he's an avaricious wanker
Ask a question different days, you'll have a different answer
Abandoned his kid that he had with a mistress
That just goes to show that it isn't the kid that's the bastard