Willie O’Dea Rubberbandits

Now here's a little story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
It was a Saturday and I was walking round town
The sky was black and blue as the rain fell down
I was bored, there was nothing to do
Not a beurre to gape at, not a bag of glue
So I sat down, picked up a couple of screws
And I flicked em at a car and then looked at my shoes
They were dirty, it said about 2: 30
On my watch and there's lots of spots on my crotch
So I look across the road, and what do I see?
It's Willie O'Dea, he's walking over to me!
Man, Willie O'Dea, what can you do for me?
Are you going to give me hash? Are you the minister for gee?
Ahh man, I think he's going to talk to me
Well I am pure bored, I think I'll listen and see

"My name is Willie O'Dea
And you're in my constituency"

Mr. O'Dea, man you are embarrassing me
Cause you're singing at me in the street and I'm trying to kick it like a G
Fuck off, just fuck off and let me be
Cause I've never even voted for no one or nothing you see

"I know your father"